vilebaphomet

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i can see it now. dave and the lads are out for a cheeky nandos when govey, the absolute legend, comes up with an absolutely banterous idea: scrapping the human rights act. dave’s creasing himself, iain’s stopped cutting benefits for one sec to chant “LAD LAD LAD”, and BoJo, confused, wanders off into traffic and ends up breaking his legs. they run off to NHS to sort him out but they can’t get into A&E because the queue’s too big. they’re about to start getting rowdy until they all remember they’re toffs and walk off to a BUPA clinic while laughing at all the poor people still lining up. dave stops along the way to burn a £50 note in front of homeless man, for old time’s sake.

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